Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The AngryBirds Code.....

The sail be Hoist, commands be voiced, and the winds they all be blowed!
The Crew stand straight while Sea-slug Nate yells out pirate code:


I. Every sailor and pirate shall follow the Captain's command.
II. The Captain has the final say in matters to keep the peace.
III. Loot, bounties and prizes are shared among the members of the Angry Birds equally.
IV. We shall not negotiate with mongrels, freeing pirates by force is demanded if the situation allows it.
V. Treason or spying for another clan, faction or the Gods themselves is punishable by death.
VI. Mongrels hunting Pirates or members of the Angry Birds will be hunted down and put on trial by the pirates court.
VII. A vote can be called upon to change parts of the Pirate Code.
VIII. Pirate court will always contain the Captain or Quartermaster.
IX. Do not steal from fellow pirates, you have 24 hours to turn yourself in at the Quartermaster or Captain and repay your debt or will be put up on trial.
X. We shall never retreat, never surrender. Endure the pain, the suffering and fill yourself with the knowledge that soon revenge will be upon them.


Captain Shaka