New Birds Clans

[Angry Birds] family is growing bigger and stronger , the young Bird  would leave his/her nest to fly away starting their own family once they become fully grown as it's nature's taking it's course,,, 

with their families in their hearts... 

Jordan the Slaver aka Shorty started his own rebellious Clan

[ Rouge Birds ] 

with Captain Shaka's blessings .. 

a raid wing for the [Angry Birds]...

 continuing with the same Pirates and Slavers morals and code..

Henna decided to call her Outsiders Clan 

[Purple Birds] 

a wing for the [Angry Birds] young wenches in training  ... with captain Shaka support..

All members of the Birds Clans is family under the 

[ All Birds]

Pirates are stronger with unity .. and loyalty is the key...

Captain Shaka...

Jordan

1.Name.
Jordan
2.Nickname.
Shorty, Jordy
3.Identify yourself in three words.
cheeky impulsive and loyal
4.What is your best quality ?
A team Player
5.What is your worst characteristic ?
Anger
6.What are your strengths ?
My family
7.What are your fears ?
Fearless
8.What is your weakness ?
emotional
9.Do you have an odd habit ? If yes, tell us.
Never looked in mirror
10.What is your favorite quote or expression ?
Fate loves the fearless

Olaf The Defiler ... Got......!!!!

      In one Ireemian  bright day as Mebo and myself were sitting on the hard wooden deck of the Sea Witch Ship.. I was enjoying the sea breeze , the seagull noises with brush in my hand yanking a stubborn tangle out of  my hair ... nodding absentmindedly while listening to  Mebo  upset tone as  she was going about some Dark knight stole her Rat.. my eyes shifted to gaze  upon  the sands at the dark figure toying with a rodent  ..  

   Both of us were watching him swallowing the rat hole ,,  cringing I told Mebo to forget about her lost rat..as it's the the darkie belly getting digested.. 

       All of the sudden a handsome man approached the ship and climb up to the deck,,  I thought he looked mighty familiar , but still i did have the slightest clue,, we didn't wait long as his voice was booming even before his stomping feet  "AHOY UP THERE!"
        We gasped dramatically .. My hair brush slipped from my fingers and dropped down the wooden ship floor with clatter ,,  Mebo stopped talking about the thief and forgot about her stolen rat ... can it be ? Is it  OLAF!!! dirty.. smelly.. bare footed .. tooth decay and hair tangled Olaf!! the one who calls him self the Defiler Olaf... NO!!!

    Spectacularly groomed and cleaned as if he just came out from The Dolphin Baths raw and flushed cheeks.. I thought maybe Leah the siren did a complicated magic and serious supernatural Mermish  scrubbing  to make him look the way he looks now.. he was clean shaved ..his hair is cut short .. the clothing he was dressed fits for Admiral .. smells of elderberry and Lavender ,,, all glowing ,,, bursting with happiness ,, you might think his face would shine all over Ireem instead of the hot desert sun..

       As far as we get over that shock, tucking our jaws back where it were .. he dropped another bomb ,,, and i'm quoting with little censoring  "I got Married .. I think i'm really in love with this one, i'm so @#$% proud of her ,, she spoils the @#$% out my sorry redneck ass,, and lets me have all the slaves I want. what more could a old pirate ask for"said Olaf proudly pulling his coat collar up with his grin stretched from ear to ear..

       he told us how he met his heart owner  .. how he collard her ,, branded her with his name initials and   walking her naked and leashed in Ireem streets ,, he told us how she grows on the old seadog.. how he couldn't bare wasting his time on other worthless preys ,, the moment of truth came when Olaf ask her to be his Slave as long as he lives and her accepting his proposal with  "Yes Master" we moaned and swooned .. our eyes were full of tears our hands clapping for joy  ,,  it was the loveliest most inspiring love story I've heard from a long time.. 

     Mebo said "good to see there's  still  romance"  I nodded vigorously still blowing my nose and wiping my tears ,, agreeing with her.. didn't wait much until I took my parchment out and dipped my quill in the ink and start scribbling away....

 Rose... 

Old Slavers Vs New Slavers

   As many of you know ... Captain Shaka has been in long travels and some news says he got lost in the seven seas accompanied by his wife  *Madame Rose*..  Jupiter answered their prayers and brought them back safe and sound to the Sands.. as there ship finally set sail in Ireem Shore ,,  expecting a welcoming feast but instead .. what a disturbing sight they saw,,,

     First thing happened the time they set foot in the slavers land ,, the new Slaver Leader or let say in her own words "Queen" was giving a jaw dropping orders for the former Leader and one of the oldest pirates in Ireem  ..* Captain Shaka the Wild* to kneel .. submit .. and follow her orders by becoming a dark knight pet as she was,,, Rose thought the woman has lost her marbles !!!

    "will of course no mongrel or blood sucker can bend my will and order me around ... and no new so called leader will make me obey the atrocity of what so called Alliance with (the Camel sniffers and the bloodsuckers)" Says the Captain .. then he elaborate further  more with his vain in his forehead throbbing "... since when the pirates are so tame!!! care more for alliance than family!!!  attacking a fellow slaver to be in the Alliance  good books!!"  The Captain simply shook his head disappointedly with a deep sigh as his eyes took him for the far away horizon.. where a strange sight met his gaze..it was of the gatherings of new pirates humoring and chatting with blood suckers at Richards Daughter old fort..

      The Captain then cracked a thin smile as he was talking with pride in his tone " Luckily I have my faithful crew .. my beautiful Rose ,, loyal Jordan ,, dearest wise MeBo and respectfully the rest of my angry crew  .. who were backing me up in every decision i made.. which i'm very much gratful ... I never felt alone .. i felt that my family is there protecting me as I was ready to give my life for non of them get harmed... "

   News fly that there was peace agreement between the Angry Birds newly reformed Clan and the Opponent one.. as we conform that when we saw the agreement signed scroll...

   Alas... the troubles are far from ending ... as the rebel crew from the opponent clan that did not want peace and co-operation to settle .. had left their old clan and sprang a couple of new five members Clans to keep demonstrating the same strange morals of being the Dark knights servants and the Bedouins left hand ...

  "They choose there path .. and we choose ours ... No matter how I remind them.. that what they are doing is not by any means a slaver behavior ,, they just act like ..  know it all teenage brainiacs saying with there rotten attitude "

( Time has changed .. We don't live in the fourteenth century any more ... Grandpa!! )

   Hissing he paused to have few gulps of his rum bottle savoring the taste and complementing the slavers brewed rum  to elaborate later with a serious look upon his face "We will always stick to the Pirates Code .. and be supportive to our family.. other than that all the sands treasures are our booty.. as for those kids we will give them a deaf ear and a blind eye.. till they grow up or acknowledge what a true pirates are "

     With that captain Shaka rose up from his barrel seat ... his face expression is blank and tired .. carelessly he throw the empty rum bottle at the campfire  .. walked off and mount the small boat humming an old pirate song as he started to raw away ...