Ahoy Angry Birds ..and Birds Maties...
Once again the election time is getting nearer,,, the slavers pirates got to have a new leader...
trying with both candidates description to be fair,,, Alas ... In those days who does really care....
This round we have two candidates to elect..
1... Captain Olaf known as The Defiler ....best of his qualities we had select ..
...Old Timer ,,,Slave hunter,,, Fierce Fighter... Rum drinker .. Opium smoker ... and Breath stinker... too proud to ally with the Bedo.. or become a blood suckers pet shadow...
that's why we <3 him... Arrrrrr...
2...Other candidate is a fine young lady who never tied a pirate knot.. she tailed her signature with heart shaped dot...
A lady who barely speaks our tongue as we need a meddler to communicate.. doesn't fight.. and doesn't bother to defend ..... sitting on the stone bench chatting... chuckling .. and looking pretty ..till her heart content .. and the lads hearts go giddy ...
*Shakes her head and coughs nastily as she continues....*
Its your choice ..vote for your best ... be truthful to your self and family so your conscious would rest!!!
Madame Rose...
Poster by Icy Aura...
Maybe both Candidates can hand out a scroll with their points ?? I'd like to know where both are aiming at.
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I Totally agree....
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