Newly Weds .... Lady Arista and Captain Chimy .....

Yesterday we had the pleasure to host a wedding ceremony of two love birds...  On the sea witch ship deck ... it was sudden and a surprisingly intimate with the pirates gathered around forgetting the wars and looting for few hours to celebrate love and the bless of rum ... 

           few facts about the Bride and the Groom....

Arista is a slender redhead ..enjoys dunking her biscuits in rum before munching them...

Captain Chimy .. they say he was never seen sober... luckily he was sober enough to say the correct name after the "I do".... and jump from the ship to steal a treasure raid bag after the ceremony was over...

~~from the Ceremony i chose~~

**Shaka Brandris looks up and down over Arista ..smiling wide and stop his eyes over her bare chest ... " Ammm damn it lass you look awesome tonight ...didn`t know yo have that nice set of ... " he stop himself before he say something more and just prepare to say few words ..." So as you all see ..." he raise up his voice to make it clear " We have an amazing looking bride and ... her man here beside her ... honestly i am not sure if that the same Chimy who i  used to see drunk almost all of the time ...and actually seems Arista loves him a lot since she have to carry him on her back ...and she never complain about it ... so pirates ... i think i should get started ...just ask them a simple questions ...and then we all go get drunk and let them roll over the bed..

**Arista Kimono grins smiling at Shaka blushing she looks back to Chim, "Aye, let us get on so we cin drink all tha rum in camp!"

**Chimera Rubermeyer checks his hip pocket for his rum and gives a sigh of relief feeling it still there. He smiled happily at Arista and nodded "aye, be about times te"

**Shaka Brandris keeps his voice clear " So pirates ...as you all know .. even you have a life full of rum ...courtesans ...slaves ... and all the happiness in the simple world ...there is always a moment when you decide to throw all that away and get married ... and those two ...right in front of me are ready to swear to each other ... "

** Shaka Brandris raise his eyebrow looking at Arista ..." Are you ready with your vows ...to tell him that you are claiming him as your man ?"

** Arista Kimono coughs and looks at Chim. she shifts her weight and smiles brightly at him. "I, Arista, take ye, Chim, ta be me friend, me lover, the father of me brats and me Husband. I will be yers in times of plenty and in times of want, in times of sickness and in times of health, in times of joy and in times of sorrow, in times of failure and in times of triumph. I promise ta cherish and mostly respect ye, ta care and protect ye, to comfort and encourage ye, and stay with ye, for all eternity."

** Chimera Rubermeyer takes a deep breath and glances over to Shaka with a grin before turning back to Arista and looking straight in to her perfect green eyes and speaking in a proud, convicted voice sys "I vows te ye me Arista, I vows me heart, me soul, all the seven seas and the wildest o winds te love ye, fer all of me life, like I dun fer all of it to this day. I promises it, and I promises te be at yer side fer all of it, te protect ye, and fights fer ye, and keep ye warm on the coldest o oceans fer all time, and fer evers, as me wife."

** Arista Kimono: "Aye, I will accept it! I do!" She smirks knowing she likely spoke out of turn looking to Shaka she blushes and clears her throat.

**Shaka Brandris get a bit excited of all the nice words ..looking for while at his own wife ..remembering the day he was on Chimy`s place ...then he almost yells happy " Yeah pirates ...she said YES !! ..." then he turns back at Arista and Chimy " Well ...with the power give me by Jupiter ...and especially from his lower parts ...also as Captain of both of you ...i announce you as both husband and wife ... ...from now on ...you both have to keep together or I am going to throw you to the sharks ...Capich !!"

Congratulations....

The Bride...Lady Arista 

The Groom ...Captain Chimy

Getting ready for the Ceremony

The Minister Captain Shaka ...

Best Man ... Captain Jordan

Bridesmaid ..Madame Rose

Ceremony 1

Ceremony Guests 

Ceremony 2

Ceremony 3

Ceremony 4

Ceremony 5

Ceremony 6

Arista ad Chimy are pronounced husband and Wife

May the rum drinking begin....

Jordan transformation was without a doubt another reason to celebrate... cheers

Mebo...

Mitch...

Una and Captain Olaf

KallosVita...

Seawater.....

Captain Wiley

of course there was a wedding crasher a blast from the past...
Olaf  and Miriam daughter .. Amirian

Olaf For President!!!

             Ahoy Angry Birds ..and Birds Maties...

     Once again the election time is getting nearer,,, the slavers pirates got to have a new leader...

trying with both candidates description to be fair,,,  Alas ... In those days who does really care....

This round we have two candidates to elect..

1... Captain Olaf  known as The Defiler ....best of his qualities we had select ..

 ...Old Timer ,,,Slave hunter,,, Fierce Fighter... Rum drinker .. Opium smoker ...  and Breath stinker... too proud to ally with the Bedo.. or become a blood suckers pet shadow...

that's  why we  <3 him... Arrrrrr...

2...Other candidate is a fine young lady who never tied a pirate knot.. she tailed her signature with heart shaped dot...

        A lady who barely speaks our tongue as we need a meddler to communicate.. doesn't fight.. and doesn't bother to defend ..... sitting on the stone bench chatting... chuckling ..  and looking pretty ..till her heart content .. and the lads hearts go giddy  ...

*Shakes her head and coughs nastily as she continues....*

Its your choice  ..vote for your best ... be truthful to your self and family so your conscious would rest!!!

Madame Rose...

Poster by Icy Aura...

New Birds Clans

[Angry Birds] family is growing bigger and stronger , the young Bird  would leave his/her nest to fly away starting their own family once they become fully grown as it's nature's taking it's course,,, 

with their families in their hearts... 

Jordan the Slaver aka Shorty started his own rebellious Clan

[ Rouge Birds ] 

with Captain Shaka's blessings .. 

a raid wing for the [Angry Birds]...

 continuing with the same Pirates and Slavers morals and code..

Henna decided to call her Outsiders Clan 

[Purple Birds] 

a wing for the [Angry Birds] young wenches in training  ... with captain Shaka support..

All members of the Birds Clans is family under the 

[ All Birds]

Pirates are stronger with unity .. and loyalty is the key...

Captain Shaka...

Jordan

1.Name.
Jordan
2.Nickname.
Shorty, Jordy
3.Identify yourself in three words.
cheeky impulsive and loyal
4.What is your best quality ?
A team Player
5.What is your worst characteristic ?
Anger
6.What are your strengths ?
My family
7.What are your fears ?
Fearless
8.What is your weakness ?
emotional
9.Do you have an odd habit ? If yes, tell us.
Never looked in mirror
10.What is your favorite quote or expression ?
Fate loves the fearless

Olaf The Defiler ... Got......!!!!

      In one Ireemian  bright day as Mebo and myself were sitting on the hard wooden deck of the Sea Witch Ship.. I was enjoying the sea breeze , the seagull noises with brush in my hand yanking a stubborn tangle out of  my hair ... nodding absentmindedly while listening to  Mebo  upset tone as  she was going about some Dark knight stole her Rat.. my eyes shifted to gaze  upon  the sands at the dark figure toying with a rodent  ..  

   Both of us were watching him swallowing the rat hole ,,  cringing I told Mebo to forget about her lost rat..as it's the the darkie belly getting digested.. 

       All of the sudden a handsome man approached the ship and climb up to the deck,,  I thought he looked mighty familiar , but still i did have the slightest clue,, we didn't wait long as his voice was booming even before his stomping feet  "AHOY UP THERE!"
        We gasped dramatically .. My hair brush slipped from my fingers and dropped down the wooden ship floor with clatter ,,  Mebo stopped talking about the thief and forgot about her stolen rat ... can it be ? Is it  OLAF!!! dirty.. smelly.. bare footed .. tooth decay and hair tangled Olaf!! the one who calls him self the Defiler Olaf... NO!!!

    Spectacularly groomed and cleaned as if he just came out from The Dolphin Baths raw and flushed cheeks.. I thought maybe Leah the siren did a complicated magic and serious supernatural Mermish  scrubbing  to make him look the way he looks now.. he was clean shaved ..his hair is cut short .. the clothing he was dressed fits for Admiral .. smells of elderberry and Lavender ,,, all glowing ,,, bursting with happiness ,, you might think his face would shine all over Ireem instead of the hot desert sun..

       As far as we get over that shock, tucking our jaws back where it were .. he dropped another bomb ,,, and i'm quoting with little censoring  "I got Married .. I think i'm really in love with this one, i'm so @#$% proud of her ,, she spoils the @#$% out my sorry redneck ass,, and lets me have all the slaves I want. what more could a old pirate ask for"said Olaf proudly pulling his coat collar up with his grin stretched from ear to ear..

       he told us how he met his heart owner  .. how he collard her ,, branded her with his name initials and   walking her naked and leashed in Ireem streets ,, he told us how she grows on the old seadog.. how he couldn't bare wasting his time on other worthless preys ,, the moment of truth came when Olaf ask her to be his Slave as long as he lives and her accepting his proposal with  "Yes Master" we moaned and swooned .. our eyes were full of tears our hands clapping for joy  ,,  it was the loveliest most inspiring love story I've heard from a long time.. 

     Mebo said "good to see there's  still  romance"  I nodded vigorously still blowing my nose and wiping my tears ,, agreeing with her.. didn't wait much until I took my parchment out and dipped my quill in the ink and start scribbling away....

 Rose... 

Old Slavers Vs New Slavers

   As many of you know ... Captain Shaka has been in long travels and some news says he got lost in the seven seas accompanied by his wife  *Madame Rose*..  Jupiter answered their prayers and brought them back safe and sound to the Sands.. as there ship finally set sail in Ireem Shore ,,  expecting a welcoming feast but instead .. what a disturbing sight they saw,,,

     First thing happened the time they set foot in the slavers land ,, the new Slaver Leader or let say in her own words "Queen" was giving a jaw dropping orders for the former Leader and one of the oldest pirates in Ireem  ..* Captain Shaka the Wild* to kneel .. submit .. and follow her orders by becoming a dark knight pet as she was,,, Rose thought the woman has lost her marbles !!!

    "will of course no mongrel or blood sucker can bend my will and order me around ... and no new so called leader will make me obey the atrocity of what so called Alliance with (the Camel sniffers and the bloodsuckers)" Says the Captain .. then he elaborate further  more with his vain in his forehead throbbing "... since when the pirates are so tame!!! care more for alliance than family!!!  attacking a fellow slaver to be in the Alliance  good books!!"  The Captain simply shook his head disappointedly with a deep sigh as his eyes took him for the far away horizon.. where a strange sight met his gaze..it was of the gatherings of new pirates humoring and chatting with blood suckers at Richards Daughter old fort..

      The Captain then cracked a thin smile as he was talking with pride in his tone " Luckily I have my faithful crew .. my beautiful Rose ,, loyal Jordan ,, dearest wise MeBo and respectfully the rest of my angry crew  .. who were backing me up in every decision i made.. which i'm very much gratful ... I never felt alone .. i felt that my family is there protecting me as I was ready to give my life for non of them get harmed... "

   News fly that there was peace agreement between the Angry Birds newly reformed Clan and the Opponent one.. as we conform that when we saw the agreement signed scroll...

   Alas... the troubles are far from ending ... as the rebel crew from the opponent clan that did not want peace and co-operation to settle .. had left their old clan and sprang a couple of new five members Clans to keep demonstrating the same strange morals of being the Dark knights servants and the Bedouins left hand ...

  "They choose there path .. and we choose ours ... No matter how I remind them.. that what they are doing is not by any means a slaver behavior ,, they just act like ..  know it all teenage brainiacs saying with there rotten attitude "

( Time has changed .. We don't live in the fourteenth century any more ... Grandpa!! )

   Hissing he paused to have few gulps of his rum bottle savoring the taste and complementing the slavers brewed rum  to elaborate later with a serious look upon his face "We will always stick to the Pirates Code .. and be supportive to our family.. other than that all the sands treasures are our booty.. as for those kids we will give them a deaf ear and a blind eye.. till they grow up or acknowledge what a true pirates are "

     With that captain Shaka rose up from his barrel seat ... his face expression is blank and tired .. carelessly he throw the empty rum bottle at the campfire  .. walked off and mount the small boat humming an old pirate song as he started to raw away ...

The AngryBirds Code.....

The sail be Hoist, commands be voiced, and the winds they all be blowed!
The Crew stand straight while Sea-slug Nate yells out pirate code:


I. Every sailor and pirate shall follow the Captain's command.
II. The Captain has the final say in matters to keep the peace.
III. Loot, bounties and prizes are shared among the members of the Angry Birds equally.
IV. We shall not negotiate with mongrels, freeing pirates by force is demanded if the situation allows it.
V. Treason or spying for another clan, faction or the Gods themselves is punishable by death.
VI. Mongrels hunting Pirates or members of the Angry Birds will be hunted down and put on trial by the pirates court.
VII. A vote can be called upon to change parts of the Pirate Code.
VIII. Pirate court will always contain the Captain or Quartermaster.
IX. Do not steal from fellow pirates, you have 24 hours to turn yourself in at the Quartermaster or Captain and repay your debt or will be put up on trial.
X. We shall never retreat, never surrender. Endure the pain, the suffering and fill yourself with the knowledge that soon revenge will be upon them.


Captain Shaka